Tuesday, 20 July 2010

More Daily Mail Amusement


This has naff all to do with games but I make no apologies for it because it's one those moments that make you think - hang on, perhaps they don't really mean it and the Daily Hatemail have just been trolling IRL for the lulz for fucking years...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1296282/I-dosing-How-teenagers-getting-digitally-high-music-download-internet.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo

How does this work? Well, I refer to an influential study within the field viz

It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: "One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace".

P.S. This from the paper that also brought you the story about the radioactive paedophile on the run which I feel obliged to link to here;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html

P.P.S Watch out for that paedophile gas being emitted from your keyboard - makes you very suggestible apparently.

P.P.S. To be fair, I did once feel a bit funny after a mate's elder brother forced us to listen to Freebird on repeat for about two and a half hours.

P.P.P.S. Mail trolled IRL about how great Hitler and Mosley were as well. And look at the lulz that were had there.

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