Saturday, 26 July 2014

RT/Gruntz Narrative Campaign - Crusty Encrustation

Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau's sources report that a much-detested xeno species has been observed entering the Amblecote star system. This species is known to the Ordo Xenos as the "Crusties". It is believed that these unwashed degenerates may have whored themselves out to military service with the rebellious elements operating within the system. Inquisitor Clousseau recommends the application of industrial-strength cheap cider, military-grade giro cheques and other bribes in the form of mongrels on pieces of string. Consult the Imperial Army's Sanitary Division in case of further escalation of Crusty infestation.

Photo intel of xeno species acquired by psionic remote viewing follows. Know your enemy.

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